I’m Scott.
Some people call me Scooter.
But they’re not the ones hiring me.
I was always going to be a creative, right from the moment I first tried to kick a ball.
I have no coordination.
I’m as strong as a wet paper towel.
But I can write words, which is just as lucrative.
I also turned out to be a bit of a sports nut, which is great because Dad can look me in the eye now.
I’ve worked in advertising for nearly a decade and still have all my limbs intact.
I’ve written jokes for a robot, rhymes for a rugby player, and everything in between.
Now I’m here writing my own brand manifesto. Neat.
I work quickly.
Or ‘agile’, if that gets you moist.
On big brands. Small brands.
And maybe even yours.